At the bus stop, one guy tells the other about another his cheating girlfriend.
(Voice talents: Michael Johnson. Leland Campbell)
At the bus stop, one guy tells the other about another his cheating girlfriend.
(Voice talents: Michael Johnson. Leland Campbell)
FADE IN:
EXT. BUS STOP - DAY
DARREL walks over to the bus stop where he sees RON sitting
on the bench.
DARREL
Yo yo yo ready for another wonderful
day at work?
Now he sees how sad Ron is.
DARREL
Hey why your eyes all red?
RON
It's my girl.
DARREL
You guys got into another fight?
RON
Not really.
DARREL
What happened, you embarrass her in
public?
RON
No.
DARREL
Forgot her birthday.
RON
No.
DARREL
You eat the last piece of cake, she
find your videos? You gonna make me
guess all day or are you gonna tell
me?
RON
Darrel, she's got another guy.
DARREL
What? Dang man, that's rough.
RON
I don't mind the competition but
this guy, he just lays around her
place all day.
DARREL
You know him?
RON
I met him last night.
DARREL
So what happened? You kick his butt?
RON
No.
DARREL
Well come on, let's go kick his
butt, I'll help you.
RON
No I don't want to do that.
DARREL
So you're goin' down without a
fight? You just gonna let this guy--
RON
Yeah, if that's who she wants she
can have him.
DARREL
It may be weekday but we gotta party
all night on this one bro.
RON
I don't know. I don't feel like
partying.
DARREL
I know, that's why we're going to do
it, get your mind off of her, meet
some new ladies.
RON
Maybe tomorrow night. As a matter of
fact I think I'm gonna go home.
DARREL
Ron, I'm not gonna let you do this.
If you go home she wins.
RON
What do you want me to do?
DARREL
Suck it up, go to work, go home, put
on your pimp clothes and we're gonna
go out and party.
RON
Yeah okay, I'll think about it.
DARREL
Don't think about it, that's what's
gonna mess you up.
RON
If that bud don't get here soon I'm
gonna--
DARREL
You're gonna take a deep breath...
Ron takes a deep breath.
RON
You're gonna relax, have a
productive day at work--
RON
Yeah how ironic, I'm going to work
meanwhile the woman-stealer's laying
around the house like...
DARREL
Hat do you mean laying around the
house? Her house?
RON
Yeah, he's lazy as hell, doesn't
have a job or nothin'.
DARREL
And she picked him over you, a white
collar employee for the city?
RON
Yeah does that make any kind of
sense?
DARREL
Heck no, unless he's rich, is he
rich?
RON
Nowhere close.
DARREL
Dog, you guys been together for
what, four years now?
RON
Over four years, way over four
years. Guess that doesn't matter
much now, does it.
DARREL
Yeah it matters, you put in some
serious time with her she owes you!
If she's gonna dump you it should at
least be another white collar dude
making more money than you.
RON
(worrying thoughts)
Check this out Darrel, this dude
walks around the apartment with no
clothes on.
DARREL
How do you know, you were lookin'
through his window?
RON
Not his, hers, I was over there last
night.
DARREL
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a
minute. Are you telling me this dude
was walking around her house naked
while you where there?
RON
Yeah.
DARREL
That's disrespectful bro. And she
didn't say anything?
RON
Nope. After that I just left.
DARREL
That dude's gangsta-- I mean crazy.
She's crazy. They're both crazy.
RON
Yeah I know, right?
DARREL
Yeah maybe you'd better not mess
with him. Just let him have her.
RON
Yeah he can have her, I don't care.
DARREL
What's his name anyway? Killer Kev?
Nathan the Knife? Chuckie the
Choker?
RON
Naw, Fluffy. Fluffy Thompson.
FADE OUT.