Skitz-O-Phonics

Gangsta love

August 06, 2021 eArL (E.J.) Hamilton Season 1 Episode 10
Skitz-O-Phonics
Gangsta love
Show Notes Transcript

At the bus stop, one guy tells the other about another his cheating girlfriend.
(Voice talents:  Michael Johnson.  Leland Campbell)

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FADE IN:

EXT. BUS STOP - DAY

DARREL walks over to the bus stop where he sees RON sitting
on the bench.

DARREL
                      
                      Yo yo yo ready for another wonderful
                      day at work?

Now he sees how sad Ron is.

DARREL
                      
                      Hey why your eyes all red?

RON
                      
                      It's my girl.

DARREL
                      
                      You guys got into another fight?

RON
                      
                      Not really.

DARREL
                      
                      What happened, you embarrass her in
                      public?

RON
                      
                      No.

DARREL
                      
                      Forgot her birthday.

RON
                      
                      No.

DARREL
                      
                      You eat the last piece of cake, she
                      find your videos? You gonna make me
                      guess all day or are you gonna tell
                      me?

RON
                      
                      Darrel, she's got another guy.

DARREL
                      
                      What? Dang man, that's rough.

RON
                      
                      I don't mind the competition but
                      this guy, he just lays around her
                      place all day.

DARREL
                      
                      You know him?

RON
                      
                      I met him last night.

DARREL
                      
                      So what happened? You kick his butt?

RON
                      
                      No.

DARREL
                      
                      Well come on, let's go kick his
                      butt, I'll help you.

RON
                      
                      No I don't want to do that.

DARREL
                      
                      So you're goin' down without a
                      fight? You just gonna let this guy--

RON
                      
                      Yeah, if that's who she wants she
                      can have him.

DARREL
                      
                      It may be weekday but we gotta party
                      all night on this one bro.

RON
                      
                      I don't know. I don't feel like
                      partying.

DARREL
                      
                      I know, that's why we're going to do
                      it, get your mind off of her, meet
                      some new ladies.

RON
                      
                      Maybe tomorrow night. As a matter of
                      fact I think I'm gonna go home.

DARREL
                      
                      Ron, I'm not gonna let you do this.
                      If you go home she wins.

RON
                      
                      What do you want me to do?

DARREL
                      
                      Suck it up, go to work, go home, put
                      on your pimp clothes and we're gonna
                      go out and party.

RON
                      
                      Yeah okay, I'll think about it.

DARREL
                      
                      Don't think about it, that's what's
                      gonna mess you up.

RON
                      
                      If that bud don't get here soon I'm
                      gonna--

DARREL
                      
                      You're gonna take a deep breath...

Ron takes a deep breath.

RON
                      
                      You're gonna relax, have a
                      productive day at work--

RON
                      
                      Yeah how ironic, I'm going to work
                      meanwhile the woman-stealer's laying
                      around the house like... 

DARREL
                      
                      Hat do you mean laying around the
                      house? Her house?

RON
                      
                      Yeah, he's lazy as hell, doesn't
                      have a job or nothin'.

DARREL
                      
                      And she picked him over you, a white
                      collar employee for the city?

RON
                      
                      Yeah does that make any kind of
                      sense?

DARREL
                      
                      Heck no, unless he's rich, is he
                      rich?

RON
                      
                      Nowhere close.

DARREL
                      
                      Dog, you guys been together for
                      what, four years now?

RON
                      
                      Over four years, way over four
                      years. Guess that doesn't matter
                      much now, does it.

DARREL
                      
                      Yeah it matters, you put in some
                      serious time with her she owes you!
                      If she's gonna dump you it should at
                      least be another white collar dude
                      making more money than you.

RON
                      (worrying thoughts)
                      
                      Check this out Darrel, this dude
                      walks around the apartment with no
                      clothes on.

DARREL
                      
                      How do you know, you were lookin'
                      through his window?

RON
                      
                      Not his, hers, I was over there last
                      night.

DARREL
                      
                      Wait a minute wait a minute wait a
                      minute. Are you telling me this dude
                      was walking around her house naked
                      while you where there?

RON
                      
                      Yeah.

DARREL
                      
                      That's disrespectful bro. And she
                      didn't say anything?

RON
                      
                      Nope. After that I just left.

DARREL
                      
                      That dude's gangsta-- I mean crazy.
                      She's crazy. They're both crazy.

RON
                      
                      Yeah I know, right?

DARREL
                      
                      Yeah maybe you'd better not mess
                      with him. Just let him have her. 

RON
                      
                      Yeah he can have her, I don't care.

DARREL
                      
                      What's his name anyway? Killer Kev?
                      Nathan the Knife? Chuckie the
                      Choker?

RON
                      
                      Naw, Fluffy. Fluffy Thompson.
                                        
                                        FADE OUT.