It's amazing what a quality mattress will do for you and your relationship.
(Voice talents: Janice Island. Ojinga Sims. Michael Johnson)
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
Does this sound familiar?
Mom and dad are getting dressed for bed.
Aren't you going to brush your teeth
before you go to bed?
No I'll just brush 'em in the
morning, I'm too tired.
You're too tired? What about me? In
case you haven't noticed I'm doing
most of the physical work around
here but you couldn't even mow the
Because I work all week! I just
wanted to watch the game, one lousy
Shhhh, before you wake the kids.
We don't have any kids.
I'm talking about our neighbor's.
How come you're always riding me
about that lawn?
Well what would you like me to ride
you about, the leaky faucet, the
broken window, the tree laying on
top of our house, the hole in--?!
I can do some complaining myself you
know, how about you leaving the seat
down all the time, and that nasty
casserole you made for dinner?! Huh?
That was my grandmother's recipe!
I don't care if it was Mrs. Clause's
recipe, it's not meant for human
consumption! Taste like old soggy
biscuits. Reminds me of your butt!
And what about that big belly of
yours?! You look like a fat hairy
Alright Alright! Let's talk about
this tomorrow. Let's just go to bed
and get some sleep.
They take off their house shoes before they climb into bed.
And make sure your fat stomach
doesn't touch me.
Wow, this looks like it's going to
be a very rough night, but watch
what happens next.
Mom and dad lay down on their new bed. A drastic change
takes place. Suddenly everything is nice and calm.
MOM AND DAD
Hey baby, you're right, that lawn
looks hideous out there, I'm cutting
it first thing in the morning.
What's the rush, Honey Bunny? Why
don't you and your friends go play a
few rounds of golf first.
Nonsense, the guys and the game can
wait, consider that lawn cut. Oh,
and I didn't mean what I said about
your casserole, my taste buds just
haven't been the same after I burned
my tongue on that turkey leg last
week. And by the way, the house
looks great, you did an outstanding
Thanks, I'm glad you appreciate the
things I do around here. And I
appreciate all the long hours you
put in at the office. In fact why
don't you let me give you a nice
long back rub, you look kind of
Mom begins tho give dad the back rub, and through the
spokesperson's speech we can hear dad's verbal pleasure.
Ha ha, it warms my heart to see
another satisfied couple. Hello, Leo
Sherman here to tell you about our
newest sleeper, The Aqua-firm Sugar
Soft mattress, we named it Sugar
Soft because it's made of the
sweetest and softest animals on the
planet. It's the only vice
presidential certified sleeper of
its kind. What separates us from the
competition is our padding which
incorporates three patented layers,
the middle secretly infused with the
finest liquefied water there is,
giving you that perfect flow-motion
experience that separates your mind
from that tired body of yours. It's
so relaxing and ultra comfortable
you just might say anything.
Wow, this massage feels fantastic
baby, I never realized how soft your
hands were, not as supple as my
mistress' but still decent.
(gritting her teeth)
Did you just say mistress?!
Buy the Aqua-firm Sugar-Soft
mattress today and have sweet dreams
Hey baby, what are you doing with
You may wake up dead, but you'll
never be dead-tired.